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Andi
05-31-2005, 08:40 PM
Things to do at Walmart!!!

BOY, I needed this laugh----------- enjoy!

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!


And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

jimbear56
05-31-2005, 10:01 PM
sounds like a fun thing to do on a rainy day when I can't ride,will have to try some of the sugestions. Jim RIDE ON

puckhead
06-01-2005, 07:07 PM
WOW! thats some of the funniest stuff ive read in a long while

Springerick
06-03-2005, 07:07 PM
Andi your a bad girl.

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immortalbitch
06-04-2005, 03:38 AM
excellent ideas, andi!!!!