Careful what you ask for!

FX
05-12-2004, 06:35 PM
Seems that this guy pissed off some folks with his editorials of their tattoo's.


Disgruntled Asian Tattoo Artist Inks His Revenge

Symbols on the back of a Pitt Student inked by Sakai (inset) were originally meant to say, "princess." They really say, "prostitute."

Reprinted from Sept. 2002 -- Pitt junior Brandon Smith wanted a tattoo that proclaimed his manliness, so he decided to get the Chinese characters for “strength” and “honor” on his chest. After 20 minutes under the needle of local tattoo artist Andy Sakai, he emerged with the symbol for “small penis” embedded in his flesh.

“I had it for months before I knew what it really meant,” Smith said.

“Then I went jogging through the Carnegie Mellon campus and a group of Asian kids started laughing and calling me ‘Shorty.’ That’s when I knew something was up.”

Sakai, an award-winning tattoo artist, was tired of seeing sacred Japanese words, symbols of his heritage, inked on random white people. So he used their blissful ignorance to make an everlasting statement. Any time acustomer came to Sakai’s home studio wanting Japanese tattooed on them, he modified it into a profane word or phrase.

“All these preppy sorority girls and suburban rich boys think they’re so cool ‘cause they have a tattoo with Japanese characters. But it doesn’t mean shit to them!” Sakai said. “The dumbasses don’t even realize that I’ve written ‘slut’ or ‘pervert’ on their skin!”

In the last month, seven people unknowingly received explicit tattoos from the disgruntled artist. Kerri Baker, a Carlow College freshman, paid $50 to have the symbols for “beautiful goddess” etched above her belly button, but when she went into Szechuan Express Asian Noodle Shop sporting a bare midriff, the giggling employees explained to her that the tattoo really said, “Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!”

“I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”

Sakai doesn’t feel guilty about using hapless college students as canvases for his graffiti.

“I think I’m helping my fellow man by labeling all the stupid people in the world,” he explained. “It’s not a crime, it’s a public service.

Source: http://www.soufoaklin.com/tattooartist.html

Spike
09-17-2004, 09:21 AM
Hmmm...do people actually put up with this guy doing this? He actually gets away with it? Couldnt someone go to jail for this? If he did it to me he'd have a permanent reminder tattoed in the shape of a baseball bat on whats left of his face. He'd have the crap sued out of him too if he lived thru it...what a moron.

Spike
09-17-2004, 09:24 AM
Update...he got put in jail, but is still at it...

http://www.soufoaklin.com/tattooartistbehindbars.html

FX
09-17-2004, 12:40 PM
He's a marked man now. His life will be short I bet once he gets outta solitary. What an asshole!

riceBurner
09-20-2004, 09:16 AM
You guys crack me up...its just a funny story. SoufOaklinFoLife is a satire news rag.....everything is FICTITIOUS!

now sit back and laugh at yourself!

:D

FX
09-20-2004, 09:31 AM
You guys crack me up...its just a funny story. SoufOaklinFoLife is a satire news rag.....everything is FICTITIOUS!

now sit back and laugh at yourself!

:D

Lmao I'm so wrapped up in verifing political articles I never thought to verify this one.

Oh well, guess we'll move on to West Virginia Jokes...Now those ARE funny!

Spike
09-20-2004, 11:09 AM
Damn...Ive been duped....lol....Too funny..

riceBurner
09-21-2004, 08:56 AM
Lmao I'm so wrapped up in verifing political articles I never thought to verify this one.

Oh well, guess we'll move on to West Virginia Jokes...Now those ARE funny!

Go ahead...A&F does well with um! Put um on a T-Shirt...maybe you will get rich!

:D :D :D

FX
09-21-2004, 09:04 AM
Go ahead...A&F does well with um! Put um on a T-Shirt...maybe you will get rich!

:D :D :D

Me Rich? Now that's funny!

flhri03
09-21-2004, 05:38 PM
damn...got me too

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