This oughta work

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I've tried it, they still come back

(FX) You know that I never answer my door with out knowing who is there. Last time I did, there was a Cop standing in my living room. :-)

Yes, my welcoming committee I thought! :D

The easiest way to get rid of the religious freaks is to mess with their mind. Go ahead and invite them in and let them start on their spiel. At first seem like you're interested, almost giddy at what they have to say... then slowly start to get antagonized and begin arguing. At some point. Hold your breath and push real hard like you're taking an uncooperative dump... make your face turn really red... start shaking your fist... and just scream at the top of your lungs "MY GOD CAN KICK YOUR GOD'S ASS ANYDAY".

They won't be back.

my dad used to invite them in and argue, thay always ran away

I found screaming "SHUT THE BEEP UP I'M TRYING TO BEEPING SLEEP YOU GOD BEEP DOGS!!!!!" Really loud at 8am on a saturday with the windows open made them run away.....

Remind me not to visit you too early! :eek:

Well, family and friends know I dont wake up before 11am on the weekends....so I knew it was a door to door salesmen or a god hugger....neither of which I was very happy having at my door. :)