nidan
05-20-2004, 09:10 AM
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT HOOKER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT HOOKER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.