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05-23-2004, 08:06 AM
Most important word????
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> What is the Most Important Word In The English Language:
> Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
> Shit may just be the most functional
> word in the English language.
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> Consider:
> You can get shit-faced,
> Be shit out of luck,
> or have shit for brains.
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> With a little effort,
> you can get your shit together,
> Find a place for your shit, Or
> be asked to shit or get off the pot.
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> You can smoke shit,
> buy shit,
> sell shit,
> lose shit,
> find shit,
> forget shit,
> and tell others to eat shit.
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> Some people know their shit, while
> others can't tell the difference
> between Shit and Shineola.
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> There are lucky shits,
> dumb shits,
> crazy shits,
> There is bull shit,
> horse shit and
> chicken shit.
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> You can throw shit,
> sling shit,
> catch shit,
> shoot the shit,
> or duck when the shit hits the fan.
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> You can give a shit or
> serve shit on a shingle.
> You can find yourself in deep shit
> or be happier than a pig in shit.
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> Some days are colder than shit,
> some days are hotter than shit,
> and some days are just plain shitty.
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> Some music sounds like shit,
> things can look like shit,
> and there are times when you feel like shit.
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> You can have too much shit,
> not enough shit,
> the right shit,
> the wrong shit or
> a lot of weird shit.
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> You can carry shit,
> have a mountain of shit, or find
> yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
> and other times you fall in a bucket of shit
> and come out smelling like a rose.
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> When you stop to consider all the facts,
> it's the basic building block of the English language.
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> And remember, once you know your shit,
> you don't need to know anything else!
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> You could pass this along, if you give a shit.
> Or not do so, If you don't give a shit!
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> Well Shit, it's time for me to go.
> Just wanted you to know that I do Give A
> Shit and hope you had a nice day,
> without a bunch of shit.
> But if you happened to catch a load of shit
> from some shit head........Well, shit happens!
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> Can't think of a shitting thing to add to this!!!
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> What is the Most Important Word In The English Language:
> Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
> Shit may just be the most functional
> word in the English language.
>
> Consider:
> You can get shit-faced,
> Be shit out of luck,
> or have shit for brains.
>
> With a little effort,
> you can get your shit together,
> Find a place for your shit, Or
> be asked to shit or get off the pot.
>
> You can smoke shit,
> buy shit,
> sell shit,
> lose shit,
> find shit,
> forget shit,
> and tell others to eat shit.
>
> Some people know their shit, while
> others can't tell the difference
> between Shit and Shineola.
>
> There are lucky shits,
> dumb shits,
> crazy shits,
> There is bull shit,
> horse shit and
> chicken shit.
>
> You can throw shit,
> sling shit,
> catch shit,
> shoot the shit,
> or duck when the shit hits the fan.
>
> You can give a shit or
> serve shit on a shingle.
> You can find yourself in deep shit
> or be happier than a pig in shit.
>
> Some days are colder than shit,
> some days are hotter than shit,
> and some days are just plain shitty.
>
> Some music sounds like shit,
> things can look like shit,
> and there are times when you feel like shit.
>
> You can have too much shit,
> not enough shit,
> the right shit,
> the wrong shit or
> a lot of weird shit.
>
> You can carry shit,
> have a mountain of shit, or find
> yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
> and other times you fall in a bucket of shit
> and come out smelling like a rose.
>
> When you stop to consider all the facts,
> it's the basic building block of the English language.
>
> And remember, once you know your shit,
> you don't need to know anything else!
>
> You could pass this along, if you give a shit.
> Or not do so, If you don't give a shit!
>
> Well Shit, it's time for me to go.
> Just wanted you to know that I do Give A
> Shit and hope you had a nice day,
> without a bunch of shit.
> But if you happened to catch a load of shit
> from some shit head........Well, shit happens!
>
>
> Can't think of a shitting thing to add to this!!!
>
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