Terri
05-23-2004, 08:09 AM
Senior Fishing Trip (Dating 101)
>
>At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady
>struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both
>of them were widowed, they decided to go Fishing together the next day.
>
>The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his Fishing
>boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when
>there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the Lady, "Do you want
>to go up or down?"
>
>All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad
>passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When they finished, the man
>couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex
>that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the
>river, when soon they came upon another fork in the River.
>
>He again asked the lady, "Up or down?"
>
>There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love
>to him again. This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to
>go fishing again the next day.
>
>She said yes, and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they
>came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman asked
>
>"Up or down?" The woman replied, "Down."
>
>A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the
>river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, "Up or
>down? "She replied "Up."
>
>This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's the deal?
>
>Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down, you made
>mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
>
>She replied, "Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought
>the choices were Fuck or Drown."*
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Mother’s Day is May 9. Make it
>
>At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady
>struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both
>of them were widowed, they decided to go Fishing together the next day.
>
>The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his Fishing
>boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when
>there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the Lady, "Do you want
>to go up or down?"
>
>All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad
>passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When they finished, the man
>couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex
>that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the
>river, when soon they came upon another fork in the River.
>
>He again asked the lady, "Up or down?"
>
>There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love
>to him again. This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to
>go fishing again the next day.
>
>She said yes, and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they
>came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman asked
>
>"Up or down?" The woman replied, "Down."
>
>A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the
>river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, "Up or
>down? "She replied "Up."
>
>This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's the deal?
>
>Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down, you made
>mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"
>
>She replied, "Well yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought
>the choices were Fuck or Drown."*
>
>
>
>
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Mother’s Day is May 9. Make it