Terri
05-23-2004, 08:18 AM
Subject: Here goes
Jack, 5 people were on a plane that was going to crash, and as luck would have it there were only 4 parachutes. The first person said" I am Kobe B. and I am to important to basketball to die" so he grabs a chute and jumps. The second says" I am Hillary Clinton , The Smartest woman in America, And this country needs me!"
She grabs a chute and jumps. The third was the pilot who flies out of the cockpit and grabs a chute and jumps. The last two people were president George Bush and a ten year old girl. The President says" look, I've lived a long and successful life, and was able to achieve all my goals. You have all your life ahead of you please take the last parachute and live a good life. The little girl says" It's OK Mr. President we can both go, The smartest woman in the world just jumped out of the plane with my backpack!
Jack, 5 people were on a plane that was going to crash, and as luck would have it there were only 4 parachutes. The first person said" I am Kobe B. and I am to important to basketball to die" so he grabs a chute and jumps. The second says" I am Hillary Clinton , The Smartest woman in America, And this country needs me!"
She grabs a chute and jumps. The third was the pilot who flies out of the cockpit and grabs a chute and jumps. The last two people were president George Bush and a ten year old girl. The President says" look, I've lived a long and successful life, and was able to achieve all my goals. You have all your life ahead of you please take the last parachute and live a good life. The little girl says" It's OK Mr. President we can both go, The smartest woman in the world just jumped out of the plane with my backpack!