immortalbitch
10-30-2005, 09:23 AM
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
09. You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.
08. You ask for high fiber candy only.
07. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your
balance and fall over.
06. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.
05. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ...." and can't remember the rest.
04. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
03. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
hairpiece.
02. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason you might be to old and
should not go Trick Or Treating...
*
*
*
01. You keep having to go home to pee.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
09. You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.
08. You ask for high fiber candy only.
07. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your
balance and fall over.
06. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.
05. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ...." and can't remember the rest.
04. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
03. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
hairpiece.
02. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason you might be to old and
should not go Trick Or Treating...
*
*
*
01. You keep having to go home to pee.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.