Andi
05-23-2004, 06:21 PM
REASONS WHY MOTORCYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Motorcycles don't mind when you bring along another woman.
Nobody look at you funny when you chain your motorcycle up outside the mall.
When you get tired of hearing your motorcycle, you can lock it up in the
garage.
If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
You can trade your motorcycle in on a newer model without losing your home.
Motorcycles don't care if their accessories don't match.
Your motorcycle won't threaten to leave you if you don't get rid of your
wife.
Motorcycles don't mind if you go fast and finish first.
Most motorcycles will let you ride two up.
Motorcycles' curves never sag.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when
the old one is _really_ worn.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
motorcycle magazines
If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your
Motorcycle.
You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and
that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize
before you can ride it again.
You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump
it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
Motorcycles don't mind when you bring along another woman.
Nobody look at you funny when you chain your motorcycle up outside the mall.
When you get tired of hearing your motorcycle, you can lock it up in the
garage.
If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
You can trade your motorcycle in on a newer model without losing your home.
Motorcycles don't care if their accessories don't match.
Your motorcycle won't threaten to leave you if you don't get rid of your
wife.
Motorcycles don't mind if you go fast and finish first.
Most motorcycles will let you ride two up.
Motorcycles' curves never sag.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when
the old one is _really_ worn.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
motorcycle magazines
If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your
Motorcycle.
You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and
that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize
before you can ride it again.
You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump
it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.