View Full Version : Best Singles Ad Ever

11-04-2005, 06:33 PM
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal...

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador Retriever.

11-05-2005, 06:06 PM
I've seen that before and it is great!

11-17-2005, 02:59 PM
NOW I know why she didn't want to take her fur coat off

11-17-2005, 03:56 PM
NOW I know why she didn't want to take her fur coat off

And why she peed on your newspaper.

11-17-2005, 04:24 PM
I think I dated her once... maybe... she stopped returning my phone calls when I forgot the squeaky toy present on the third date.

11-17-2005, 04:53 PM
maybe you didn't rub her tummy just right. some like it when you rub the thighs too