Patriotic Duty

Subject: Promoting International Understanding
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>Remember this is our patriotic duty!
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>MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY. AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS
>A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND
>THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
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>SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL OUR AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED
>TO WALK OUTSIDE OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY
>NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS
>RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.
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>ALSO, ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF
>THEIR HOUSES TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY
>THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW
>SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.
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>AND, SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK,
>A BOTTLE OF WINE OR A MARTINI ON THE ROCKS AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF
>OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.
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>THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS
>AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
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>GOD BLESS AMERICA.
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>IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
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I knew there was going to be drawbacks to buying my place out in the country. :(

My Neighborhood Alreauy Started Their Duty Last Year. Roflmao!!!!!!!!

Don,t Try this if you Live in San Francisco :cow: