Don't like your job?

Don't like your job?


On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on a table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take
out the written material that comes with the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do
not work for quality control at the Johnson & Johnson Company."
Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone with a worse job
than yours!!!!!