No Sex Since 1955

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event, hosted by a
local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young,
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major
for conversation.

She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to
be a very serious
man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am,"
the Sergeant Major
said, "Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked
at his awards and
decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a
lot of action." The
Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot
of action." The young
lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,
said, "You know, you
should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you
don't take this the
wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well,
there you are. You really need to chill out and quit
taking everything so
seriously. I mean, no sex since 1955. She took his
hand and led him to a
private room where she proceeded to "relax" him
several times.

Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against
his bare chest and
said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
matter-of-fact
voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

Thats Military time for ya!!!!:usa: :shoot3: