Motorcycles are better than women

37 Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

Reason 37: Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.

Reason 36: Motorcycles' curves never sag.

Reason 35: Motorcycles last longer.

Reason 34: Motorcycles don't get pregnant.

Reason 33: You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month.

Reason 32: Motorcycles don't have parents.

Reason 31: Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

Reason 30: You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.

Reason 29: You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

Reason 28: If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

Reason 27: You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.

Reason 26: If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

Reason 25: Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

Reason 24: Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

Reason 23: Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle
magazines.

Reason 22: New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you
don't get them.

Reason 21: If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.

Reason 20: If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

Reason 19: If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.

Reason 18: If your Motorcycle is mis-aligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

Reason 17:` You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.

Reason 16: You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.

Reason 15: You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

Reason 14: You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.

Reason 13: You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you
think that Motorcycles are equals.

Reason 12: If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you
can ride it again.

Reason 11: You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Reason 10: Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

Reason 9: Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.

Reason 8: Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

Reason 7: Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

Reason 6: Motorcycles don't care if you are late.

Reason 5: You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.

Reason 4: It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

Reason 3: If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

Reason 2: You don't have to buy your motorcycle flowers and candy to ride it.

And The Number One Reason Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women:

You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.

That will all work!

At last the rules in writing thanks

You are so right! But it's still nice to keep a woman around while you let your motorcycle rest a spell. You know,it does have to cool down after a Long,Hard Ride.