View Full Version : Who says accountants are boring

03-05-2006, 06:46 PM
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the
> >> hell have you been?"
> >>
> >> Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
> >>
> >> "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
> >>
> >> "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
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> >> "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
> >> "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
>tattooed on
> >> his privates?"
> >>
> >> "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay
right here
at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

> >> Larry is recovering nicely at the hospital.