Pinch My Nipples

Keep this in mind when you have something to return and
the store gives you a hard time ...

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the
clerk she wanted a
refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work.The clerk told her
that he can't give her a refund because she bought it
on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and
started screaming,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager goes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's
wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he
told her that he can't
give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air
and screamed,

"PINCH MYNIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MYNIPPLES!!!"

And doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!!

The crowd broke into applause and
her money was quickly refunded!!

So.......you like your nipples pinched!!:kewl:

That's funny stuff. Boobies are handy!