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nidan
06-17-2004, 02:22 PM
A mother and her young son were flying Delta Airlines from Atlanta to Orlando
to . The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes"?

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer that wouldn't lead to items
she was not prepared to discuss with her still-too-young son) told him to
ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby
dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes"?

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me"? The boy
admitted that this was the case. "Well then, tell your mother that
there are no baby planes because West Jet always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you."

poncho
06-23-2004, 05:37 PM
daaamn!! that was low.