Thor
06-18-2004, 07:46 AM
>TAXI AND THE CAT
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>You don't have to own a cat for this one...
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>A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a
>night light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet parakeet
>and put the cat in the backyard.
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>They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
>and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat that
>they had just put out, scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat
>shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird.
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>The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat.
>The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the
>driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver
>that her husband will be out soon. He just went upstairs to say "good-bye
>to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
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>"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was
>hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come
>out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
>But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the
>back yard!"
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>The cabdriver hit a parked car...
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>You don't have to own a cat for this one...
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>A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a
>night light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet parakeet
>and put the cat in the backyard.
>
>They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
>and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat that
>they had just put out, scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat
>shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird.
>
>The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat.
>The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the
>driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver
>that her husband will be out soon. He just went upstairs to say "good-bye
>to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
>
>"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was
>hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come
>out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
>But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the
>back yard!"
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>The cabdriver hit a parked car...
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