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07-05-2004, 12:14 PM
Proof that men NEVER listen

On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made
several attempts to get into the men's restroom,
but it had always been occupied. The flight
attendant noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said," You may use the ladies room if
you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there
he noticed the buttons he had promised not to
touch. Each button was identified by letters:
WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would
know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water
was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice
feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things
like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm
air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A
large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of
spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was
more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait
to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A
nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "You pushed one too many buttons," replied
the nurse. "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover.
Your penis is under your pillow."

Men Never Listen