Andi
07-07-2004, 09:08 PM
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of firstgraders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange.........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey-flavored lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled: "Oh my gosh, they're assholes!"
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange.........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey-flavored lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled: "Oh my gosh, they're assholes!"