View Full Version : How to Keep a Healthy Level of Sanity

07-12-2004, 08:28 PM
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
9. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
10. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
11. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity -
12. Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile. Itís Called Therapy