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Thor
07-23-2004, 10:02 AM
Subject: OLE AND LENA START THEIR FAMILY
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>So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I tink its time!"
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> So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to
>have their first baby.
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> She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, "Hey,
>Ole! You yust had a son! Ain't dat great! "
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> Vell, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and he
>said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
>The doctor den held up a little girl.
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> He said, "Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!" She's a pretty little ting,
>too....
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> Ole got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, "Holey Moley
>Ole, we still ain't done yet!"
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> The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Ole, you yust had
>youself another boy!"
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> Ole was flabbergasted by this news!
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> A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and the their three children home
>in the self propelled combine.
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> He was real serious and he asked Lena, "How come we got tree on the first
>try?"
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> Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of K-Vy Yelly and you
>vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
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> Ole said, "Yeah, I do. Uffda!, it's a damn good ting I didn't get the
>WD-40!
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