Andi
07-25-2004, 06:03 PM
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions: What makes up 100% in life?
IF:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26,
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%
And........,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will
get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top.
So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know
what is required of you.
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions: What makes up 100% in life?
IF:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26,
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%
And........,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will
get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top.
So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know
what is required of you.