Everybody groan at this one.

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>Made me laugh anyway.
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> > >A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
>redhead
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> > >sitting at the next table.
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> > >He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the
nerve
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> > >to talk with her.
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> > >Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
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> > >socket toward the man.
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> > >He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
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> > >back.
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> > >"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
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> > >"Let me buy
>your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
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> > >They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to
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> > >theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
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> > >deepest dreams and he shares his.
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> > >She listens.
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> > >After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come
>to
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> > >her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
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> > >They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
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> > >The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
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> > >The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
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> > >"You know," he said, "you are the perfect
>woman. Are you this nice
>to
>every guy you meet?"
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> > >"No," she replies. . . .
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> > >Wait for it. .
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> > >"Just the ones that catch my eye."
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