Andi
07-28-2004, 04:28 PM
> A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily
> ever after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
> English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real
> problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went
> to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to
> put forward her request and, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and
> lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message,
> and gave her the chicken legs.
>
> The next day she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't
> know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her
> blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again,
> and gave her some chicken breasts.
> The 3rd day the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
> way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
>
> (Please scroll down)
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> What were you thinking?
> *
> *
> *
> Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
> *
> *
> Now get back to work..........
>
> ever after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
> English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real
> problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went
> to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to
> put forward her request and, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and
> lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message,
> and gave her the chicken legs.
>
> The next day she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't
> know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her
> blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again,
> and gave her some chicken breasts.
> The 3rd day the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
> way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
>
> (Please scroll down)
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> What were you thinking?
> *
> *
> *
> Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
> *
> *
> Now get back to work..........
>