john kerry job application

JOB APPLICATION
> >
> > NAME: John Kerry
> >
> > RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington, DC, worth
>multimillions.
> >
> > EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
> > Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and
>defense
> > bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire
> > hydrant which I considered unsightly, in front of my mansion, thereby
> > endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.
> >
> > MILITARY:
> > I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the
>military
> > and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I then
> > returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and
>insulted
> > returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby
> > killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or
>did
> > I? My book; Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows how
>I
> > truly feel about the military. I deplore the military!
> >
> > COLLEGE:
> > I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my
> > counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get
>admitted
> > to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A
> >
> > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
> > I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no
>real
> > world experience except that of a gigolo, by marrying rich women and
>running
> > HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.
> >
> > ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
> > As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record,
> > exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently
>failed
> > to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting
>our
> > country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War,
>now
> > I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for
>every
> > liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I
> > intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.
> >
> > My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that
>he
> > will never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and
>have
> > never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family
>wealth
> > in excess of $700 million.
> >
> > I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in
>places
> > like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper
>cost
> > of labor in those Countries, although blame George Bush for sending all
>of
> > the jobs out of Country.
> >
> > Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted
> > Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it
> > might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.
> >
> > RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
> >
> > None.
> >
> > PERSONAL
> >
> > I ride a Serotta Bike.
> >
> > My Gulfstream V Jet I call The Flying Squirrel.
> >
> > I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the
>"Scarmouche."
> >
> > I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real
> > culture.
> >
> > I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket
>summer
> > mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and
>blame
> > George Bush for the energy problems.
> >
> > PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

You sound like a Bush fan. Do you really like the fact that he killed thousands of innocent people and our :finger: own. I hate Sadaam too, but give me a break!

personally I'd take Clinton back at this point. Kerry's ability to twist his speeches to match his audience scares me. I'm also old enough to remember watching him testify about the all viet nam vets being criminals and baby killers. The first funeral I attended was for a soldier and the next 10. I've been to the wall to see the names of my friends and relatives, none of whom finagled their way out in 4 months.

You sound like a Bush fan. Do you really like the fact that he killed thousands of innocent people and our :finger: own. I hate Sadaam too, but give me a break!

Bull S**T
It sounds like you hate america and you favor the terrorists that have attacked 3,000+ people. Saddam had multipule mass graves filled with kurds. He hatted the kurds. He gassed them and tortured them. But you must think of him of a friend to the US and we should leave him alone. If you think that we went to war for the gas, the gas prices sure show it.

Bull S**T
It sounds like you hate america and you favor the terrorists that have attacked 3,000+ people. Saddam had multipule mass graves filled with kurds. He hatted the kurds. He gassed them and tortured them. But you must think of him of a friend to the US and we should leave him alone. If you think that we went to war for the gas, the gas prices sure show it.

You sound like a sheep. Since when is an american that disagrees with something in favor of a terrorist?

Get a life, america is about freedom, your comments are about control. Get on board with us or be stigmatized.

I don't want anything to do with RED anymore and I've voted RED all my life. But with the speading of such proaganda like you have just so obvioulsy repeated, they need to go now IMO.

There is no red and blue america to me. There is a place though where anyone can state their disagreement and not be labeled a hater.

I have not seen it in a while though, the RED, it filters through.

Bull S**T
It sounds like you hate america and you favor the terrorists that have attacked 3,000+ people. Saddam had multipule mass graves filled with kurds. He hatted the kurds. He gassed them and tortured them. But you must think of him of a friend to the US and we should leave him alone. If you think that we went to war for the gas, the gas prices sure show it.
I agree Unicycle
If this war is all about cheap gas I'm still waiting for mine :)
The Bush administration followed the same intelligence that the Clinton administration told the American people about Iraq being a State the sponsored terrorism.

Who said anything about gas?

PS: The President must have read this today.

He came out and told you guys to stop the rhetoric. :D

I had gas last night.....

it was cheap gas...beans man..beans...wooooooo

and them beers..whoa...careful...don't stand to close to me...

ewwwwww! Someone farted! :eek:

I had gas last night.....

it was cheap gas...beans man..beans...wooooooo

and them beers..whoa...careful...don't stand to close to me...
Now... if I could just run my bike on the gas that I'm able to produce after beans and brats life would be good. :egads:

This is a really bad topic IMO. You can sit here all day and argue over why we went to war and whos fault it is and why Bush or Kerry is an idiot. The point is (now im going to my point oview), we are at war for a good cause. We are helping so many underpriveledged people that it's amazing some people can still argue over WMD's. We had bad intelligence and it is obvious. As for 9/11, if anyone even dares say anything bad about us going to war over that then they need to be shot dead where they stand. I know those are harsh words but 3,000+ people died because of a few P**** people who are too afraid to fight man to man so if you back them your just as bad. As for Bush, he is a good president and has shown preserverence through tough times. Is he the best president? No, is he a bad president? No. So why dont we just end this topic because it really cant go anywhere good. As for our military, I think we all need to support them since they are the ones on the front lines actaully fighting. We need more support and less critics.

Dude, the Suadies attacked us, not the Iraqis. Then President Bush gave their people here safe haven to leave the country. They won't close the Iraqi border on the Saudi side and the saudis keep instigating insurgence. This is a family war by the bush family for the bush family from all I see.

Iraq may be bad and needed help, but we have plenty here at home the 300 Billion would help more. Do you know any dead soldiers? How do their families feel?

your intitled to your opinion like everyone else and I wont try to say your wrong but just remember all of the people over there actually fighting before you decide to go rant on how bad Bush is because like I said hes not perfect but hes not bad either, and I sure as hell would rather have him as a president than Clinton or Kerry. Oh and BTW yes weve had a family death from the war. Oh and how do I feel? Makes me want to fuckin kill some terroists and kick some critiques ass. I dont want to believe he died in vain.

your intitled to your opinion like everyone else and I wont try to say your wrong but just remember all of the people over there actually fighting before you decide to go rant on how bad Bush is because like I said hes not perfect but hes not bad either, and I sure as hell would rather have him as a president than Clinton or Kerry. Oh and BTW yes weve had a family death from the war. Oh and how do I feel? Makes me want to fuckin kill some terroists and kick some critiques ass. I dont want to believe he died in vain.

Then you are in the wrong Country at war my friend. There were no Iraqis in the 911 attack that I'm aware of.

your intitled to your opinion like everyone else and I wont try to say your wrong but just remember all of the people over there actually fighting before you decide to go rant on how bad Bush is because like I said hes not perfect but hes not bad either, and I sure as hell would rather have him as a president than Clinton or Kerry. Oh and BTW yes weve had a family death from the war. Oh and how do I feel? Makes me want to fuckin kill some terroists and kick some critiques ass. I dont want to believe he died in vain.
My condolences for your families loss. I'm now at that age where it is the sons of my friends that are in the army.
My personal feelings are that all these kids are fighting for a worthwhile cause and deserve our utmost respect.
As far as Bush being a perfect President, of course he's not, he's just a lot better then the alternative we had the last election. :)

As far as Bush being a perfect President, of course he's not, he's just a lot better then the alternative we had the last election. :)

That is an Assumption and the reality of that will never be known, ever.

Ask President Bush how many of his family members and family members from his staff are serving. I bet the answer is close to none.

This President cares about Corporations and Oil, not your kids, Don't be fooled.

That is an Assumption and the reality of that will never be known, ever.

Ask President Bush how many of his family members and family members from his staff are serving. I bet the answer is close to none.

This President cares about Corporations and Oil, not your kids, Don't be fooled.
I don't think Kerry would have shed any tears over my kids either. :)
You are correct, since Bush won we will never know. :wedgie: