Back Seat Driver

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the
kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more
butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more
butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE
BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful...CAREFUL! I
said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're
cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them. Use the
salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong
with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple
of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you
what it feels like when I'm driving."