c.crawford
10-24-2006, 12:55 AM
> > > > THE PREGNANT TURKEY!!!!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I would love to do this to someone!!!!!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for
> > > > the traditional feast.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a
> > > > trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the
store.
> > > > When
> >my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She removed
> > > > the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted
> > > >
> > > > it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed
> > > > the bird(s) back in the oven.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of
> > > > the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving
spoon
> > > > hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
> > > > "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to
> > >
> > > cry.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay
> > > > eggs!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I would love to do this to someone!!!!!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for
> > > > the traditional feast.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a
> > > > trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the
store.
> > > > When
> >my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She removed
> > > > the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted
> > > >
> > > > it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed
> > > > the bird(s) back in the oven.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of
> > > > the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving
spoon
> > > > hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
> > > > "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to
> > >
> > > cry.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay
> > > > eggs!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
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No virus found in this outgoing message.
Checked by AVG Free Edition.
Version: 7.1.408 / Virus Database: 268.13.7/488 - Release Date:
10/19/2006