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bigwater
10-24-2006, 03:31 PM
I should start a poll... how many of you get this joke without having to think about it?
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A teacher asks her class to use the word ‘contagious’ in a
sentence. Sally, the class genius, raises her hand and says,
"Last year I got the mumps, and my mom said it was contagious."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Would anyone else like to try?"

Little Johnny raises his hand and stands to give his answer.
"Our next door neighbor was painting her house by hand, and
my dad said it would take the contagious."

bufordtpisser
10-24-2006, 03:42 PM
But then again I work in an office full of woman and the C word is a no no around here.




I should start a poll... how many of you get this joke without having to think about it?
.
.
.

A teacher asks her class to use the word ‘contagious’ in a
sentence. Sally, the class genius, raises her hand and says,
"Last year I got the mumps, and my mom said it was contagious."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Would anyone else like to try?"

Little Johnny raises his hand and stands to give his answer.
"Our next door neighbor was painting her house by hand, and
my dad said it would take the contagious."

JFN
10-24-2006, 04:32 PM
OK, I had to think for a minute. :spank me

aja
10-24-2006, 04:40 PM
But then again I work in an office full of woman and the C word is a no no around here.

It took me a few seconds, but I got it.

I'm usually not offended by the c word and even use it on occasion when someone has REALLY pissed me off. I believe I may have just used it in a conversation with Bigwater.

The last time I remember being truly offended by it was last year when one of my kids called his mom to have her get him out of detention. She said no and he let it fly. I slapped him in the head and hung up the phone on him.

jrbooe
10-24-2006, 05:06 PM
I have heard you use the C word in reference to an individual Aja.

aja
10-24-2006, 05:10 PM
I have heard you use the C word in reference to an individual Aja.

She fucking deserved it.

jrbooe
10-24-2006, 05:14 PM
You are absolutely right. Now tell us all how you really feel.

bigwater
10-24-2006, 05:17 PM
Just to set the record straight... aja did not call me the C word.

(not that I might not have deserved it).

aja
10-24-2006, 05:31 PM
Just to set the record straight... aja did not call me a cunt.

(not that I might not have deserved it).

No, I was NOT referring to Big.

jrbooe
10-24-2006, 05:35 PM
Aja, I think this person bears a striking resemblence to the one you called a c word person.

aja
10-24-2006, 05:36 PM
And FX kissed that ass.

jrbooe
10-24-2006, 05:39 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Why yes, yes he did. Ha ha

Tugs
10-25-2006, 07:24 AM
Please, I am still trying to get that picture out of my memory. FX, maybe aja will let you revise that picture with her.:thumbsup:

lugnut
10-25-2006, 08:13 AM
"Jesus!!" :puke:

jrbooe
10-25-2006, 08:14 AM
Ahh, I am glad I made everyone's breakfast enjoyable.

Airborne
10-25-2006, 08:25 AM
that should have a warning label on it!!!!!!!

aja
10-25-2006, 02:54 PM
Please, I am still trying to get that picture out of my memory. FX, maybe aja will let you revise that picture with her.:thumbsup:Only if you stick around long enough to watch Tugs. You aren't allowed to leave early this year.

aja
10-25-2006, 02:56 PM
That came out sounding all kinds of wrong.

jrbooe
10-25-2006, 02:58 PM
Aha, Aja has always wanted an audience.

FX
10-25-2006, 03:15 PM
I have no idea what any of you are talking about!