Andi
11-13-2004, 05:48 AM
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$80,000 & your mother lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.
"The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & NO BIKE!!!"
father said, "Son we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$80,000 & your mother lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.
"The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & NO BIKE!!!"