Equal Time For Hillary

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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to
get rid of "Hillary
Rodham Clinton?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi

Perfect way to start the day. Will do this every day and just maybe she will go away permanently.

maybe she needs to wear her bra on her face..

Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be
an Olympicathlete.
But she was not athletic enough.

She said she wanted to be an astronaut,
but at the time they didn't take women.

She said she wanted to go into medicine,
but hospitals made her woozy.

Should she be telling people this story?

I mean she's basically saying she wants to be president
because she can't do anything else." --Jay Leno
Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running?
I think she finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed." -- Jay Leno


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"Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently, some Democrats don't like the idea, while others hate it." --Conan O'Brien

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"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under Bill's desk." --Jay Leno

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"Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is
elected president, he will do whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton-- when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the bank."--Jay Leno


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"Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? For Sale--Jay Leno

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"A student from the Universityof Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but still, that's not very much.
Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine." -Jay Leno


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"Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow all ex-felons to vote.
See, this way all the Clinton's former business

partners can vote for her in 2008." --Jay Leno

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:egads:

That is one scary looking woman...
I am thinking she must have air cooled brains. Her mouth seems to be open an awful lot of the time...

She must've smoked too many cigars.

Ha!!!! I'll bet none of them were Bill's!!!!!!!

her mouth is stretched to much from eating them polish sausages. lol

Have you ever heard that a dog “knows” when an earthquake is about to hit?



Have you ever heard that a dog can “sense” when a tornado is stirring up, even twenty miles away?



Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia , dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed



I’m a firm believer that animals — and especially dogs — have keen insights into the Truth.



And you can’t tell me that dogs can’t sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance.



Simply said, a good ol’ bird dog just KNOWS when something isn't right . . . when impending doom is upon us . . .







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Hoppy that creates a dichotomy that threatens the time-space continuum. If dogs are so smart, and we want a smart president, then wouldn't Hillary make a good president since she's such a dog?

nice dog picture hoppy,,,,i agree 100 % ....

Hoppy that creates a dichotomy that threatens the time-space continuum. If dogs are so smart, and we want a smart president, then wouldn't Hillary make a good president since she's such a dog?

Sorry...Hillary has no pedigree.
Mongrel cross of a Pug's Tit, and Pit Bull's Ass Hole....
Which a Fly shit on a fence post and the sun hatched.

Ha!!!! I'll bet none of them were Bill's!!!!!!!

Ewwwwwwwww.

Sounds like the perfect discription of the B**ch

yah hitlary wants to be the next HITLER

Great Hitlary Joke...

YEAR 2009: Hillary’s first night as President…
(okay,,,,, its a scary thought, but just give me a little room with this joke!! )
Hillary Clinton is elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long…..
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary asks, “How can I best serve my country?”
Washington says, “Never tell a lie.”
“Ouch!” says Hillary, “I don’t know about that, I have told so many lies, & covered up so many things.”
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears… Hillary asks, “How can I best serve my country?”
Jefferson says, “Listen to the people.”
“Ohhh! I really don’t want to do that, I have my own agenda.”
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears… Hillary asks, “How can I best serve my country?”
Lincoln quietly smiles & says,
RELAX … TAKE THE NIGHT OFF “Go to the theater.”

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