So Let's Clobber The Clintons Too

Then there was Chelsea Clinton asking the soldier about his fears.

He said there were only 3 things he was afraid of:

"Osama, Obama, and Yo Mama"

Bill Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, who checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged.

The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem and correct the error. The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil said his good-bye to the Pope as he went off to heaven.

On his way up, the Pope met Clinton who was on his way down, and they stopped to chat.

Pope: Sorry about the mix up.

Clinton: No problem!

Pope: Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven.

Clinton: Why is that? It's not that great.

Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.

Clinton: Sorry, your Holiness - but you're about a day late.

Ooooh, that's bad.

Funny, but bad.

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I like the Pez dispenser best. Too bad you didn't find a Monica one too.

I think Tuggsy wants a Hillary Pez dispenser.

The Monica dispenser shoots a cigar out her twat. Lucky Bush had her to run against in 2000.

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The Monica dispencer shoots a cigar out her twat. Lucky Bush had her to run against in 2000.

Holy shit. I once again spewed my beer all over laughing at that one. OMG Crawford. That was fucking hysterical.

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Clinton In Heaven's Gate
George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink."
Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, "He's sinned as much as I have, what gives?"

The angel says, "He's standing on Clinton's shoulders"

Good one, Hoppy!

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