Knothaid
06-25-2007, 11:24 AM
An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old
man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I
will not be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am just
getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were
here, my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig
the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Do not dig up that garden. That is where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized
to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another
letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That is the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old
man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I
will not be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am just
getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were
here, my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig
the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Do not dig up that garden. That is where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized
to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another
letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That is the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie