TAZ
12-05-2004, 10:00 PM
Dear Friends
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 Days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords a leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing wierd things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sleigh runners in bird shit.
On top of all this, Mrs Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the Gay Liberation Front and some people who can't read a calendar have rescheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus :grpcheer:
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 Days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords a leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing wierd things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sleigh runners in bird shit.
On top of all this, Mrs Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the Gay Liberation Front and some people who can't read a calendar have rescheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus :grpcheer: