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thebighop
08-24-2007, 04:02 PM
A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around,
spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As
she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't
pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare
materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help
you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may
just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', She
asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers,
"Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit
yourself when I tell you the price."