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thebighop
08-25-2007, 11:05 AM
One day in the future, Micheal Vick has a heart-
attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell,
where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil.
"You are on my list, but I have no room for you.You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Vick thought that sounded pretty good, so the
devil opened the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water.
Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed.
Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," Vick said. "I don't think so. I'm not a
good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that
all day long."The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room
full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've
got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break
rocks all day," commented Vick.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Vick saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over
his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-
eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
doing what she does best.

Vick looked at this in shocked disbelief, and
finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said . . .
(This is priceless.)

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

BillR
08-26-2007, 12:34 PM
almost fitting... can anyone forward this directly to him?