Andi
12-10-2004, 06:43 PM
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
> >They undress and step into the showers before they
> >realize there is no soap.
> >
> >Father John says he has soap in his room and goes
> >to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap,
> >one in each hand, and heads back to the showers.
> >
> >He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns
> >heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands
> >against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
> >
> >The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
> >The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
> >Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
> >
> >"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
> >To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....
> >sure enough he drops the second bar of s oap.
> >
> >Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then
> >twice and three times but nothing happens.
> >So she gives several more tugs, then yells!
> >Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"
> >They undress and step into the showers before they
> >realize there is no soap.
> >
> >Father John says he has soap in his room and goes
> >to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap,
> >one in each hand, and heads back to the showers.
> >
> >He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns
> >heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands
> >against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
> >
> >The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
> >The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
> >Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
> >
> >"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
> >To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....
> >sure enough he drops the second bar of s oap.
> >
> >Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then
> >twice and three times but nothing happens.
> >So she gives several more tugs, then yells!
> >Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"