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lehighlots
09-27-2007, 04:06 PM
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.



The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but apair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.



She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."



Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.



The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.



On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.



He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.



The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".



Well, he's out the door after her like a shot". This girl is in excellent shape and ittakes him a while before he can't continue, so for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.



Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.



He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."



The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens

it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign aroundhis neck that reads,





“If I catch you, you're mine!":football:

HeathersWheels
09-27-2007, 08:13 PM
eeeks!!!!!!!!!

bufordtpisser
09-28-2007, 08:01 AM
Pics man, we need pics.

windowswiz
09-28-2007, 08:55 AM
Pics man, we need pics.

I don't know why you want it... but here it is....

bufordtpisser
09-28-2007, 10:11 AM
Something wrong with that human.

thebighop
09-28-2007, 10:34 AM
You'd have to prove that he's human first...Fairy maybe..Human? Questionable..

HeathersWheels
09-28-2007, 03:24 PM
Pics man, we need pics.

You asked for it. lol

pics are not always a good tning.

bentangel
09-28-2007, 06:19 PM
Pics man, we need pics.

SOMEONE WHO WANTS PICS OF RITCHIE! WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PIC???


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