So Cultured!

A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon".

Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

The Italian, nodding in agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

Now that is funny

It is damn funny. I spit beer on the monitor again.

That must be a great beer proof monitor!

That must be a great beer proof monitor!

It must be, because I'm constantly spewing beer on it when I read jokes. I just cleaned the damn thing too.

Does the beer make a good cleaning agent???

Spitting out beer is alcohol abuse. Remember... mean girls suck, nice girls swallow.

Spitting out beer is alcohol abuse. Remember... mean girls suck, nice girls swallow.

So that make aja a err OH never mind it's just to easy. It would be like kicking a puppy.

So that make aja a err OH never mind it's just to easy. It would be like kicking a puppy.

A nice mean girl? A mean nice girl?

Now kicking puppies is pure and simple MEAN.

Woof.