A little British humor

A LITTLE BRITISH HUMOR
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> >The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length
> >looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
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> >middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
> >
> > The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
> >
> > The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular
> >"Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
> >
> >The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
> >under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
> >
> >She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
> >
> >This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little
> >dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
> >
> >The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This American
> >should be put in his place!"
> >
> >An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often
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> >seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork
> >in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.
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> >And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window!!"
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> >:usa: