Living Will

Hey, so last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room, watching a TV show about the importance of creating a living will and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state; dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.

She's such a bitch.....

You get what you ask for