Useless trivia for Roadkill

The Asiatic elephant has the longest mammalian gestation period, giving birth 600 days after conception. What mammal has the shortest gestation period, lasting just twelve days after conception?



The correct answer - Opossum.

You girlie man.

And they have huge fangs too!

Just for clarification - Ricky ran into a possum that was eating out of one of BW's cat's bowls on Saturday night. BW said he screamed like a girl and then was afraid to walk through the garage on his own.

So let the possum jokes begin.

Ricky is scared by one of the most docile, stupid, slow animals in North America? What a girl. Crawl back into your pouch Ricky

I bet Goober would have kicked that possum's ass.

Next thing you know I am going to hear that Ricky is afraid of Armadillos and hell, maybe, just maybe, he is afraid of clowns.

Oh, shhhhhhhhhh . . . the clown thing is a definite. Don't tell him I told you.

Ricky, let me send you a copy of the movie IT

BW was lucky enough to get a pic after he calmed Ricky down.

Who has bigger fangs, Ricky or the possum?

But look at the fangs on that beast! And his eyes are RED!

Well, I guess a large fanged possum trumps a flying dolphin any day

They can be MEAN little bastards

But look at the fangs on that beast! And his eyes are RED!

His eyes are red because he hung out with you and BW for the night. And Ricky, brush YOUR fangs for cripe's sake.

And just remember this the next time you post a dancing elf.

Ricky is scared by one of the most docile, stupid, slow animals in North America? What a girl. Crawl back into your pouch Ricky

LOL. Funny thing is he wasn't scared at all of the raccoon we were messing with ten minutes earlier... an animal that will tear your ass up if he gets a chance.

Of course the raccoon was on the other side of a window when we were messing with it, so we can't give Ricky too much credit for courage.

Hey Ricky, with friends like these, who needs possums??

Ha ha ha, good one Buf.

I ain't never here'd of a Georgia boy being skeered of no possum.

Ricky's not a native Georgia boy... he's from Florida.