TAZ
12-25-2004, 05:57 PM
One day about a month ago, George Bush was looking for a call girl.
He found three such ladies in a local lounge - - - a blonde, a brunette,
and a Sister.
To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States....How
much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde replied,
"Two hundred dollars." To the brunette he posed the same question, and
she replied, "One hundred dollars."
He then asked the Sister the same question. The Sister replied,
"Mr.President,if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes...... get my
panties as low as my wages......get that thing of yours as hard as the
times.... keep it up as long as it takes to get a live person at a
government office.....
keep me warmer than my apartment....and....screw me in private the way
you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you
a cent." :signbast:
He found three such ladies in a local lounge - - - a blonde, a brunette,
and a Sister.
To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States....How
much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde replied,
"Two hundred dollars." To the brunette he posed the same question, and
she replied, "One hundred dollars."
He then asked the Sister the same question. The Sister replied,
"Mr.President,if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes...... get my
panties as low as my wages......get that thing of yours as hard as the
times.... keep it up as long as it takes to get a live person at a
government office.....
keep me warmer than my apartment....and....screw me in private the way
you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you
a cent." :signbast: