I will make a donation

With the onset of Bike Week, let me be the first to volunteer my efforts to help organize a benefit run to pay for all the damages inflicted by, then subsequently inflicted upon Ricky Roadking for anything he does or is about to do to become asshole of the trip when visiting Aja during Bike Week. I say we tandem Bike Week with the annual run which will be henceforth known as the Run Ricky Run, Run. I think since Buford will make an appearance he should also volunteer to help with this run. I just have a deep seated feeling Ricky will suffer physically, if not mentally, from the wrath of Aja next month.
I decided to immediately turn this thread around on Ricky then wait for it to get four or five posts deep before it goes bad for him. All threads in the forum seem to turn on him anyway so let's just start this one out in that direction to begin with.

RRRRRRuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn, RRRRRRRRiiiiiiccccckkkkkkyyyyyyy, RRRRuuuuuunnnnnnn.

I second that. I am thinking that Ricky will need at least 3 maybe 4 months of intensive PTAS therapy. (Post Traumatic aja Therapy) Of course if he stays drunk for those three or four months, post bike week, he may just be able to survive with just one or two shocks.

Actually for the most part we are compatible while sharing living space for short periods of time. I mean . . . we've done it at least five times and he hasn't died yet.

None of you were expecting that, were you?

Now don't get me wrong . . . the night of Bike Week last year when he was snoring so loudly I briefly thought of bludgeoning his skull, but I didn't. And he's survived both drunken idiocy episodes unscathed. Other than those incidents, we usually get along swell.

So does that mean we cancel the benefit run or do Buf and I just split the profits and go get drunk somewhere?

Hey - i get at least one drink outta my own darn benefit run funds!

Ok, we will buy you a drink. Wait, since I have a partner putting this deal together he will buy you a drink too so you will get two drinks out of the deal. Unless, of course, we only raise $5.00 then there will only be enough money for a couple of happy hour drinks for Buf and myself.

Should have done it my way. I was gonna keep you drunk for three months. Blame it on aja, she did it. Now she has to buy you alcohol.

The First Annual Run Ricky Run, Run

The friends of Ricky Roadking need your help.
Ricky was enjoying Bike Week in Daytona until one of his indiscretions caused himself to suffer severe physical and mental pain by Aja. Ricky needs your help.

Where: Who Knows
When: Not soon enough
There will be no live music, no Dj's, no raffles and no 50-50 drawings. Ricky will be charged a $5.00 gate admission so JR and Buford can at least get one drink out of the deal and has to buy his own beer.
Come on out and enjoy the lack of a party. It's for a good cause and Ricky will need the help.

Actually for the most part we are compatible while sharing living space for short periods of time. I mean . . . we've done it at least five times and he hasn't died yet.

None of you were expecting that, were you?

Now don't get me wrong . . . the night of Bike Week last year when he was snoring so loudly I briefly thought of bludgeoning his skull, but I didn't. And he's survived both drunken idiocy episodes unscathed. Other than those incidents, we usually get along swell.

Kinda sounds like you are describing a marriage here. First year of a marriage, but a marriage none the less. Oh god, wait till the honeymoon is over. Better keep up with the RUN RICKY RUN RUN JR.

You're right, we need to keep the run organized, just in case. And if it is a success you and I can buy a couple of bottles of the finest ripple and enjoy.

First no drink; now married - This thread has truly turned bad!

It started bad, it just got worse. See, it is now truly a Ricky thread.

Ricky consider this thread an early birthday present from Buf and myself. We wanted to make it clear from the onset that this thread was specifically designed to be a thread gone bad for you. Happy Birthday Ricky.

Blow out the candles.

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He may accidently burn Aja's house down.

Alright, the run is back on.Ricky burned down aja's house. Guess we ought to start an aja needs a new house because Ricky burned hers down run.

Can we keep the proceeds from that one too? Buford is my hero because he is such a forward thinker.

Now you know why I'm not coming to bike week this year. The drama is just too much to take, and nobody buys me a beer.

Now you know why I'm not coming to bike week this year. The drama is just too much to take, and nobody buys me a beer.

If you come to the Run Ricky Run Run, pay your $10 entry fee, then we will give you a complementary 8 OZ. beer in a plastic cup. All other 8 OZ plastic cups full of beer will be 1/2 price at just $4.00 per cup. (we are skimming the profits form this run to pay for aja's burned down house, don't tell Ricky)

If you come to the Run Ricky Run Run, pay your $10 entry fee, then we will give you a complementary 8 OZ. beer in a plastic cup. All other 8 OZ plastic cups full of beer will be 1/2 price at just $4.00 per cup. (we are skimming the profits form this run to pay for aja's burned down house, don't tell Ricky)

What a great scam, I mean idea. Why didn't I think of all this.