A bottle of wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is
yelling about women drivers. The woman says, "So,
you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This
must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for
the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!" But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive. The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them.

It's such a shame that she perished in the accident before the police arrived and he was so distraught that he had to comfort himself with a bottle of wine. Clever, yes. Getting one up on Buford, NEVER.

Buford, I like the way you think. Suppose we are on a list now?

It's such a shame that she perished in the accident before the police arrived and he was so distraught that he had to comfort himself with a bottle of wine. Clever, yes. Getting one up on Buford, NEVER.

I like it Buf... except the three .44 caliber holes in her head must have been caused by hitting her head on the steering wheel or something.... maybe the winshield shattered into .44 caliber pieces.... yea that's it... the windshield did it.

And I thought I was devious.

I like it Buf... except the three .44 caliber holes in her head must have been caused by hitting her head on the steering wheel or something.... maybe the winshield shattered into .44 caliber pieces.... yea that's it... the windshield did it.

Someone must have shot her before she crashed into me, yeah thats it.

Those random drive by shootings are such a bitch.

Do you guys realize we are 6 replies deep in this thread and it has not turned on Ricky yet. Maybe we should turn this one on Aja.

Buford, I like the way you think. Suppose we are on a list now?

Having been through two ex wives, and getting out with my balls still attached, you learn to be a little creative in your thinking. My sons mother, who is not one of my ex wives, thought she would be very slick. Stood out on the porch and punched herself in the face a bunch of times and then called the cops and said that I beat her up. Cops took her statement, handcuffed me, put me in the car and took me off the premises. She laughed the whole time. Once off of the property, the cop finally allowed me to speak, and I asked him if we could go back and retrieve the tape from the security camera that I installed two weeks earlier due to thefts. So he humored me and took me back. Low and behold, there she was in all of her glory smacking herself in the head. They took off my cuffs, cuffed her, and took her away. She got all kinds of charges. And I have full custody, and she hasn't seen her son for almost a year and a half. Moral of the story is not to try to outsmart a smart ass.

Those random drive by shootings are such a bitch.

but they must have been one hell of a shot to group them in such a small area in a moving target.

Well, Buf, I got out of three marriages with my balls still attached, at least the last time I checked they were still there. Women truly can be devious, especially my first wife.

Someone must have shot her before she crashed into me, yeah thats it.

Maybe OJ was out on bail at the time and he did it:bonk 2:

Maybe OJ was out on bail at the time and he did it:bonk 2:

She must have stolen some of his sports memorabilia. She should have known. Being around him can be murder.

A male cop might fall for that story, but if you guys get a female cop . . . you are screwed and not in a good way.

I got out of my marriage with my balls too.

I got out of my marriage with my balls too.

We all knew you had cajonies

I have never had a problem with a female cop. At least they will listen to reason.

Shit, we have some real feminazi cops down here. A woman with a badge in Florida is a dangerous thing.

I will have to remember that. At least around here, when you get pulled over by a female cop, they do not look like Ellen DeGeneres.

The ones down here look more like Rosie O'Donnell, and have a much worse disposition.

I so fear the Rosie "O" type woman. I have a recurring nightmare about a Rosie "O" type and a pair of handcuffs. I can see I won't be sleeping much in the next week or so. Guess it's back to sleeping with the pistol.