How many miles a gallon ???

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.


Another study found that Americans drink, on average , 22 gallons of
alcohol a year


That means , on average , Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.


Kind Of Makes You Proud To Be An American

I wonder how many of those miles account for the swagger in the drunken walking?

I wonder if it changes if you drink lite beer??

Buford, damn, that is like ethanol in gasoline, you idjut

I wonder if it changes if you drink lite beer??

Lite beer will get you less miles to the gallon since you will be comsuming more and still covering the same distance. So you really need to stick to HIGH TEST

So in theory, my drink of choice, Captain Morgan Private Stock, or Kettle 1 Vodka should take me a really long distance??

yep

Now I for one am for the Makers mark. but my tank must have a hole in it cause i end up just sitting down.

Now I see we all are on the same page. Knew I was a wealth of information.LOL