Figure's don't Lie!!!!!

Here is a little something someone sent

me that is indisputable mathematical

logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.



This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND , look how far ass kissing

will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and

Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Ya, "Butt".....that, last one will leave a bad taste in your mouth!!!

I'll, go with the attitude one, and sacrifice some percentage points!

And maybe I'll Bullshit my way for a few more.

I am tired right now and have to shut down, but was does a good Ol' "Ass-Kicking" rate....curious minds would like to know?

A good ass kicking rates off the charts. But only if you are the kicker, not the kickee.