Ricky is coming to Florida!!!!

Roadkill will be gracing us with his presence the week after the Fourth of July. He should be leaving Georgia on the fifth or the sixth. He'll be in the garage at my place, I guess, unless someone else wants to volunteer to keep him. Nah, I'll do it. Sometimes it is just better to know where he is.

I'll alert the media.

I think I've already alerted those who might sorta maybe kinda give a shit. I don't think the media needs to know.

Oh Aja, you are so, so wrong. The media needs to be alerted. We may have to even call in the National Guard. I know police, fire, and ambulance services will be notified.
If nothing else, we need to make an announcement to warn people so they can run for the hills.

The fools never heed natural disasters.

Yes but Ricky, you are not natural.

Here we go, yet another bike week photo of Ricky.

Ricky, look out for the INS and any Border Patrol agents when you arrive. Look what I just found posted on Reuters:


Washington has just released a news bulletin announcing that their policy on illegal immigration has been extended to include an overlooked group. The Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) met several weeks ago for an emergency conference to discuss the inclusion of investigating Gnomes. It seems that a recent study has unveiled the fact that Gnomes are migrating to the USA in large numbers. Many Gnomes have migrated from Lapland or the old country in search of freedom or to evade natural predators.
Fortunately for Gnomes, to date, investigators for the INS have failed to locate a single Gnome. An inside source has revealed to us that the most likely reason the Gnomes have eluded the INS is that Gnomes are crafty and they possess the ability to make themselves be seen only by their friends.
Farmers are very concerned about the possibility of Gnomes being deported out of the country. They understand the importance of Gnomes to agriculture. It is well known that Gnomes are keepers of the earth and gardeners are dependent on their unique relationship with growing plants and vegetation. Consequently, private circles of farmers have been having round table discussions across the country on how to handle this latest controversy.
We believe the deportation of Gnomes would cause a loss of billions in dollars in agriculture. It is important that we openly display our House Gnomes, Garden Gnomes, and Traveling Gnomes to show our support for these quiet creatures. Remember, Gnomes have rights!

Yes it is OK to post biker party pictures as long as there is no full frontal nudity. Dam, sorry Ricky and aja, there I go hijacking another thread.

Hey, we can turn this into a Buford, JR need money benefit. Isn't that what D.B. Cooper did?

Dammit JR, stop hijacking my hijacks. These are carefully planned so that we can utilize the search functions to see multiple threads that do not pertain to the subject at hand and therefore confuse normal users. There is a method to my madness.

I didn't hijack your hijack, note the d.b. cooper mention. I was performing a dual hijack sir.

Very subtle there slick. It just completely bypassed my morning brain needing coffee.

See, we are such a great team. Oh and speaking of Ricky, I am going to put my house on the market today. I hopped on the bike to run to the nearest convenience store, run by non-Americans who received no interest or low interest SBA loans to open their business, and I noticed, less than 50 yards from my house, some undesireables moved in. Yes, we are talking the gnome. I saw one standing in the backyard of a house which is just too close for comfort. Uh, uh, no way, not putting up with that in my neighborhood.

Do I smell a "Ricky Roadkill Run For The Hills Run", being developed?

He, himself, is running from the hills.

Hark!!! Do I hear Dueling Banjos?

Hey, a Buford/JR Run for The Hills Run Because Ricky is Coming to Town Run. That has a nice ring to it and sounds financially beneficial for Buford and myself. I hope Aja's house does not burn down that week.

Can we post photos from this run and if so how do we do it?

Send them to Bufie...anything vulgar will be filed and the rest he will post in a suitable site that may or may not be referenced through a Google search....
Sounds simple enuff and fair to boot.