jrbooe
03-03-2005, 05:51 PM
From Newspaper Classifieds:
1) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
2) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
3) FREE PUPPIES ... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
4) GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
5) FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be a reward.
6) COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED ... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
7) NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
8) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
10) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
11) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything
1) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
2) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
3) FREE PUPPIES ... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
4) GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
5) FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be a reward.
6) COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED ... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
7) NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
8) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
10) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
11) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything