Andi
03-10-2005, 04:01 PM
A Cajun fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station:
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says 'Bell one' you strip naked.
When I says 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
When I says 'Bell tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night.
The next night he came home and shouted! '
BellOne' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out 'Bell Four'.
What de hell is'Bell Four'? he asked.
She replied : Roll out more hose, you ain't nowhere near de fire!!!
Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station:
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says 'Bell one' you strip naked.
When I says 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
When I says 'Bell tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night.
The next night he came home and shouted! '
BellOne' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out 'Bell Four'.
What de hell is'Bell Four'? he asked.
She replied : Roll out more hose, you ain't nowhere near de fire!!!